14 Days of Detox – Follow my Live Blog
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Day 11
Still not happy. Still don’t feel like writing. Level of motivation: zero. Level of desperation: growing rapidly. Food envy: getting worse. Enlightenment of the day: bakery man is the detoxer’s natural enemy.
Relationship status in regards to the sadistic bakery man: tense. Counting down the days. Dealing with impatience. Have I mentioned? Not happy.
Breakfast: whole-grain roll, coffee with lots of milk. Why so much milk? Because! Actually full until around noon. Probably due to the milk. Yummy, filling, nutritious milk. Lunch: leaf salad with cucumber, feta cheese instead of chicken and balsamic vinegar. Why feta? Because! Actually not full at all afterwards. My mood? Have a guess! Counted down hours and minutes until dinner. Trash-tv night with the girls. On the menu: baked potatoes, seasoned with chili powder, pepper, curry and salt. Why salt? Because!!! On the side: mixed salad, cheese curd as well as cucumber and kohlrabi sticks. Backstabbing of the day: Girlfriend eating a huge peanut butter and jelly toast for dessert right in front of me. Ultimate event to look forward to – (please smell the irony): Birthday party Friday night where I will be the only guest having fun (or not) with water. To be continued…